Spike!

This right here...well...right there to the left...is Spike's house. Spike is a gopher turtle. He lives in there...I want to be in there soooo bad. I want to eat Spike...well, I think that I do...until I see Spike...then I get a little nervous and I just kind of bark at him...but when I see his house...well, then I just want to get in there and hang out in it...I want to live in it just like him! I think I could be part turtle. Am I part turtle? Could I be? I bet I am.