It seems that the world can not get enough of me. My fans have demanded I post something on my blog since I haven't been writing in awhile...truth be told...my life is not as glamorous and exciting as one might think. I mean...I'm a dog...I don't have a lot of activity to write about.
I thought I'd talk about one of my arch-enemies, Pee. He's a dog that used to live with us...but I tried to eat him all the time. Mom and Dad really liked him - but you can see by his picture that he was PURE EVIL. I just tried to eat him a lot. Mom says I'm "dog aggressive." Dad says I'm a "poop stain." Whatever..I'm just protecting them...I mean, other dogs could do mean things...they could bite them in their sleep or something -- did you see the TEETH on that dog? He has the devil in his eye...you can see it.
Anyway, Pee is gone now...Mom and Dad had to take him to a nicer home. Now he lives in a big house by the beach with a nice couple who spoil him...in that froo-froo dress the dog in sweaters and make him wear silly collars kind of way...but I like it better here. I'll make sure no other dog gets too close to Mom and Dad and tries to kill them in their sleep..I'm a dog - that's my job.
