I'm in demand...

It seems that the world can not get enough of me. My fans have demanded I post something on my blog since I haven't been writing in awhile...truth be told...my life is not as glamorous and exciting as one might think. I mean...I'm a dog...I don't have a lot of activity to write about.

I thought I'd talk about one of my arch-enemies, Pee. He's a dog that used to live with us...but I tried to eat him all the time. Mom and Dad really liked him - but you can see by his picture that he was PURE EVIL. I just tried to eat him a lot. Mom says I'm "dog aggressive." Dad says I'm a "poop stain." Whatever..I'm just protecting them...I mean, other dogs could do mean things...they could bite them in their sleep or something -- did you see the TEETH on that dog? He has the devil in his eye...you can see it.

Anyway, Pee is gone now...Mom and Dad had to take him to a nicer home. Now he lives in a big house by the beach with a nice couple who spoil him...in that froo-froo dress the dog in sweaters and make him wear silly collars kind of way...but I like it better here. I'll make sure no other dog gets too close to Mom and Dad and tries to kill them in their sleep..I'm a dog - that's my job.

Nose Picker!!

I am a cuddler of a dog. Don't get me wrong--I'm macho when I need to be. I can kick the butt of any dog on the street...which I do whenever I see them...I'm not a big fan of dogs...but I digress...my point is, I'm tough, but I'm a lover of Man. People are great...especially my Mom. I enjoy sitting on her lap--I've seen dogs on TV do it...of course, they are about 40 pounds smaller than me, but she's tough--she can take it (you know, cuz she lifts all that furniture). Anyway--I like to cuddle. I also like to give her kisses...and I like to nibble. You know...just a little...nibble on her fingers, a lot...and I really really like to chew her nose. Just out of the blue--it surprises her a little when my bottom teeth wedge right up her nostril, but I think she likes it...I mean, she acts like she doesn't...but I think she does. She likes it...she really really likes it.